Shakespeare’s Tackle Asynchronous Communication (as written by chatGPT) — Digital not Distant

Oh, candy asynchronous communication,

Thou artwork the bane of time and place,

For thou doth enable us to converse

No matter distance or house.

With thee, we will ship messages at will,

And await replies at leisure,

For thou doth not require us to be nonetheless,

However moderately to take our time with pleasure.

Thou artwork the savior of distant groups,

Permitting us to collaborate and plan,

Regardless of being miles and oceans aside,

With thy assist, we will work hand in hand.

Thus, I salute thee, asynchronous communication,

Thou artwork the spine of distant groups,

For thou doth enable us to attach and talk,

No matter the place our desires and schemes.